Disney Plot twist. Aladdin: "Aaayy Guh let me show you the world..."
Jasmine: "NIGGA PLEASE. Get out my face smelling like curry."
John Smith: What kind of name is Pocahantas?"
Pocahantas: "NIGGA what kind of name is JOHN SMITH?!"
Cinderella: Am I on drugs? These glass slippers are uncomfortable AS FUCK."
Fairy Godmother: "Yes. You are actually on drugs."
Mulan: Yo...I can't believe these niggas really think I'm a dude.
Hunchback: " Aaayy guh let get that pussy."
Esmerelda: "Ummm GET YO CREEPY ASS OUT MY FACE."
Simba: "Uncle Scar how come you never get no pussy?"
Scar: "Fuck you lil nigga I'm kill yo daddy."
Snow white: "Man these lil dwarves is thirsty as fuck."
Max: "Dad we should totally go on a road trip to L.A"
Goofy: "Nigga you gon pay for gas?"
Donald: "asfnoacnoofioiefnwoenc"
Mickey: "NIGGA what the FUCK are you saying?"


#YES!!! LMBO

“Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the strongest, happiest friendship in the person you fall in love with. Someone who speaks highly of you. Someone you can laugh with. The kind of laughs that make your belly ache, and your nose snort. The embarrassing, earnest, healing kind of laughs. Wit is important. Life is too short not to love someone who lets you be a fool with them. Make sure they are somebody who lets you cry, too. Despair will come. Find someone that you want to be there with you through those times. Most importantly, marry the one that makes passion, love, and madness combine and course through you. A love that will never dilute - even when the waters get deep, and dark.”
–

N’tima

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